JOY'S OWNS YOU.

Yesterday this black bug at my room!!! making me can't sleep !!
cos i will imagine what if i sleep then the bug come sleep beside me!! omg D:
then i ask mummy to handle it , my mother go shoot it using her finger
then the bug bang until the door got 1 sound like stone sia!! I LAUGH UNTIL CANNOT !
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA! :DDDD

About 5am midnight the bug still there ):
but i don't care already , cannot tahan so i went to lulu land le :D
& today was suppose to meet xiaoqian'sis at 1pm at boonlay then
when i wake up at 12 ..still very tired so i say lets meet at 2.30pm
after that when i was ready to go out she text me say that meet other day
cos she going somewhere ... zzz! i damn pissed off cos everytime like that sia ..
i just dont know why ? so nevermind , i went to jurong point with mummy :D
quite big siaa , but ... nothing much to shop cos don't have the thing i want :D
Lol , then jasper called me ask where am i so i say im at jurong point lor
he say want meet me and my mother ... i dont want , lols cos very weird :D
ps ah jasper :D after that HOME SWEET HOME:D

ANW , SOME JOKES FOR THE DAY :D
why does the shopkeeper put his/her things on the right?
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why did the one hand man cross the road?
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-because he wants to go to a second hand shop.

why can't i breathe in the lift?(racist)
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-because im taking the lift with an indian.

(Ah Beng Jokes)
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610

Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced
that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

// posted by JoyChen. @ Friday, December 12, 2008